Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!


In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I want to share some thing that I am thankful for (and will get to see and touch and love in about three months!) outside of my family and friends, of course. You guys are number one!  I have a feeling that if I had never lived in China, I wouldn’t have noticed or appreciated these things.
  1. FDA – I am sick of eating mystery meat. I mean, seriously, it’s not healthy and I think more than half of it is full of filler.
  2. Western toilets – the eastern ones aren’t that bad but with lack of flushing and cleaning supplies, the western ones win hands down any day.
  3. Cuisines of the world –The Chinese have yet to discover the joys of Mexican food, and their renditions of Italian food (and every other type of Western food) can really use some work.
  4. Cheese- Why does this country not like it! It’s like a little piece of heaven and goes wonderfully with wine.
  5. Wine –more specifically good cheap wine. The wine here is either cheap or good. Finding a wine that is both is pretty much impossible.
  6. Microwave –I don’t use mine at home that often, but man, there are days where I would kill to have one here.
  7. A separate shower in my bathroom – Who wants to shower standing next to the toilet? Enough said.
  8. Good construction – I can’t put anything on the walls here because they are all cement. Did you know that at one point the world ran out of cement because China took it all?
  9. A dryer –you would never know this, but the drier is just as equally important in maintaining your clothes as a washer is.
  10. A good meal – According to Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, the most basic human need is to fulfill hunger and thirst. I have never in my life (thank you Mom!) felt what it was like to be deprived of that need until I moved to China. Obviously, there is food here and I eat it, but the food doesn’t fully fill that need. It is very weird how depressed and unmotivated you get when you can’t get a satisfying meal. I hope to never experience this again, and I don’t wish this feeling upon anyone.
  11. Unrestricted internet –I think many of us take this one for granted thanks to the US Constitution. J USA! USA!
  12. A grocery store –You want butter? It’s there. You want some cereal? You have a whole aisle with every kind you could possibly imagine. Meat? Yes, just tell me how much, what kind and in what form you want it. Fruit? Yup that too, from every corners of the world, even when it’s not in season. I can go on…
  13. A good school system –I now know what it’s like when the inmates run prison and I don’t like it one bit! It’s not good for the students, and its ultra degrading and frustrating for the teachers. Thank you and I heart you teachers!
  14. Christmas spirit –It’s really weird to be surrounded by a bajillion people, but to have no one share your Christmasyness. No Santa songs, minimal Christmas trees, no decorations and no smiles and cheer between strangers. I never want to miss another Christmas again!
And many more…

Yes I realize that those are all a bit “preachy”, but it’s all true. We live in an amazing country and I think we take a lot of it for granted sometimes. And as the saying goes “you never know what you have until you lose it”. I may have had to go all the way to China to realize these things, but in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I want to share with you so you can learn from my experience too. Maybe the next time you walk into a grocery store (or do any of the other things I’ve mentioned), you will stop and think for a second, how freaking amazing that act alone truly is. There are shelves full of products full of stuff from Mexico, and Poland and China and India and the Philippines. And for those who really want it, I’m sure they can even find some Veggie Mite (why they would want to, I have no idea! Heheh). Either way, the huge assortment of available food is astonishing and it’s definitely a rarity around the world. 

And that is what I am thankful for today. Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble Gobble!




Sunday, November 20, 2011

Around ZZ

One our way to dinner, we walked around on this one nice night in ZZ. Just wanted to share some pictures with you.

Erqi Pagoda that was under construction earlier. But they fixed it quickly!

It's the new thing -  lettuce as decoration in flower pots

They do have some cute window decorations.

If you all didn't know: My name is Goda and I'm six years old. Here are the dvds that I buy. :)

Friday, November 18, 2011

Ooo China - Pizza hut


So we went to Pizza hut the other day. In China, Pizza huts are kind of a date place. The inside looks rather nice. In fact, they even have escargot on the menu. Fancy right? 

The Pizza Hut Extraordinaire 

Pasta with sausage that tastes like dog food

Well, in the good ol’ US of A, fancy restaurants are usually known for their impeccable service. Not that I want to compare the Pizza Hut in China to a Michelin grade restaurant in Chicago, but I still want to stress service or in my case, the lack there of. At the Pizza Hut, one of us ordered pizza and the other ordered pasta. The pizza came and was fully consumed before the pasta even showed up at the table. The concept of timing food so it arrives together so the party that came together can eat together is totally lost on the Chinese. This is not the first time where one of us has completely finished our meal before the other one even started.

Oooo China! Get your stuff together!


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Bags and Frogs


The Chinese love their bags. Didn’t finish your meal and want a doggie bag? Well, your dripping noodles and your rice leftovers will all be put in a bag. Also, the bag will be so thin, that you will carry your leftovers home as if they were a basket of eggs that could crack at any minute. They also serve beer in bags. Brandon and I missed out enjoying this beer in a bag in Qingdao but we’ve seen it done! I’ve also mentioned this, but they have milk in bags here. Little bags. Brandon and I got sick of having to keep buying bags, so we went and bought a gallon equivalent. Surprisingly, it came in a box.

Box o' milk



Stack o' bag o' milk. :)


O and as a side note, they eat frogs here, obviously. You actually can go pick out your own delicious looking frog from a aquarium before they cook it for you. Gotta say that the live frog smell while eating is ultra appetizing. Yum :x

I like that fat one on the left. "shudder"

Monday, November 14, 2011

Jobs in China

      Yesterday I was on the bus taking my usual hour and a half trek to go get dinner, when I looked out the window and saw about three people standing in the middle of the road, wiping the metal highway divider with rags. Normally, this wouldn’t faze me, but I realized that most of you folks back home would actually find this unusual. So I’ve decided to actively try to pretend like it’s my first week in China, and report back all the “weird” things I see on a daily basis that I no longer find weird and have been desensitized to.

       So going back to the people wiping the metal highway divider, it is not unusual in China to see many people doing what appear to be unnecessary tasks. Wiping the highway divider is one. Having five attendants stationed at each aisle in a grocery store is another. Sweeping the sidewalks everyday is one more! I’ve never actually seen this as it probably happens late at night, but I’m pretty sure that there are people assigned to sweep up after a night markets so they can set up the next night and trash the streets again. For those of you that don’t know, all remnants of food and garbage are thrown on the street at night markets. Apparently using the garbage cans is too hard. Either way, labor in China is cheap. So cheap that a restaurant will have someone whose only job is to open the door for the patrons. As such, you will find the Chinese doing the most ridiculous jobs all over the place. With 1.3 billion people in China, the government has to sometimes find creative ways for all of them to have work.

 
This is a woman "sweeping" the floor. Only odd thing is that she is using wet sand and pushing it around with her broom. I mean it seems to do a good job. But really? Wet sand?

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen....

All good things have to come to an end eventually. Specifically, our time here in China has to come to an end.... and in our case, the end is sooner than we thought! Folks, we have decided to come home early! Get ready to throw us a welcome home party for March 19th! :D Please play the National Anthem upon our arrival :)

USA! USA! USA!

Below, you will find our itinerary for our three week backpacking trip afterwards. So excited can't wait! That's seven flights we just booked today! Eek! :o I got a little excited and did a bit of over planning.



Shopping in China

      When you go to another place, whether it be the next town over, the next state over, the next country over, or even as far the other side of the world, odds are your desire to shop will follow you there. So it will be no surprise to you when I tell you that I’ve gone shopping here in China! :O
      So you enter a store. Let’s just say out of simplicity that the store is called Vero Moda (love this store!). Immediately upon entering, one or two of the eight sales people (remember the store is probably as big as two of your living rooms) attach themselves to you. They stand pretty much half a foot away behind you and they follow you as you walk through the store browsing. If you touch something, they will immediately come closer and start saying random stuff in Chinese (because I obviously understand that ) probably telling you how amazing said item is. This continues until you leave the store all claustrophobic and feeling like a burglar.
      One time I stopped and looked at the sales people while doing the “no” hand motion and the “shoo don’t bother me motion” to no success. I even once tried the “sit” “stay” while I slowly walk away commands like I would to a dog, but that still did not work.
      Needless to say, I guess shopping in China is a communal experience (just like everything else) and you are meant to share it in a close and personal way with every sales person in every store that you decide to shop in. Unfortunately, I was not a fan of this type of shopping experience since I hate being followed and made to feel like I’m being watched because I might steal something. As such, I probably won’t be procuring many things while here in China. L




Monday, November 7, 2011

Today...

Today I drank whole milk from a Coke Zero Bottle. Why you might ask? Well, milk here is served in a bag, a little bag. You cut open a corner and pour as needed. I just found it easier to put any milk that I didn't use into a bottle. Yes, it's weird to see the Coke label. But you get used to it.

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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Kaifeng

Kaifeng is a town that is about an hour train ride away so Brandon and I decided to there for one night. We showed up in the late afternoon on Sunday and proceeded to walk around town.
 
View from our slightly dilapidated hotel.

 
In fact, the entire town was pretty dilapidated itself. 

But at least the night market was good! Here are the people setting up for a long night ahead of them.

Ummm..... one of the ladies offered these to us. Let's just say that we passed.

Stuff you can grill. I don't even know what some of it is.

Those are frogs if you were curious.

Candyland!

The garbage full of skewers actually looks pretty darn cool. It's like a Christmas tree.

Writing practice on the sidewalk. I wonder what it says.

Just horsing around. :D

Hot Pot at the night market

Shopping street after all the food ends

Cantaloupe on a stick. They usually have watermelon too.

To this day I'm not quite sure what these are. Fruit dipped in something

Big Boss

Pizza tofu?

Guy selling BBQ squid on a skewer.

Our fish that we had for dinner. Beware of bones!

Baozi aka Baos

Really expensive crab

Seafood!

No idea

So the night market (non food portion) is about fifteen feet wide. Apparently people think its OK to just "park" their E-Bikes smack dab in the middle of the walk way. I seriously don't get the Chinese sometimes!

More of something that I can't identify.

Look delicious and chocolately right? Wrong! It was a tasteless blob of crappy hard dough. O well it only cost like 20 cents.

Spongey tofu. It's pretty delicious.

Fireworks went off. People ran. I took pictures.

Overall Kaifeng was worth the over night trip just for the night market. Otherwise I don't really think the town has much more to offer than ZZ. It's also pretty run down and dirty so I'll just stick to my home. But the night market was definitely a sight to see. We ate a ton there! :)

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Today...

Today I saw a man walking his dog. Normal right? Wrong! He was on his electric bike riding up and down on the same block with his little poodle-like dog on a lease running alongside him and his bike. Poor dog. So that is how they walk their dogs here.

Today I realized that being in China has made me like Indian food more. Weird. Who would have ever thought?

Today was just another day in China.